Feared Poltergeist Spiral Notebook

"I was not born to work, retire, and die. I was born to brood, wear a lot of black, and eventually become a feared poltergeist."

– Boredwalk

This funny goth notebook makes a great gift for the horror fan in your life. Our original quote is paired with skeletons and bats for that perfect spooky vibe. It's a notebook even the grim reaper would approve of.

Suggested uses:

Warding off unwelcome chitchat

Meeting notes — keep your co-workers on their toes

Keep track of scores on game night

Morning pages — makes a great gift for a writer

Product Features:

Sturdy 260 lb stock front and back cover

Wire-O binding for 360 degree page turns that lay flat

Measures 5.5 x 8.5 inches

Made in the USA

Not available on Amazon (because they are dicks)

160 pages (80 sheets) — college ruled

Totally 100% analog — no need to worry about passwords, 2 factor authentication or passwords to protect the contents of this notebook, it's completely un-hackable. Perfect for jotting down top secret plans.